the drama of earwax preferences is way too real dry squad actin’ like they’re royalty while wet earwax folks are just vibin’.
Frequent_Counter_864 on
Its all giggles and shits until you get an ear infection
keepthisinsecret on
Those who make hygiene a priority
Spencetron on
Facts. It’s the same gene that prevents body odor smell, so we smell better too.
Even_Difference_3639 on
It’s when it breaches the earhole and creates a perimeter around it that I develop a problem – hose that thing down, man!
AdLanky9450 on
karateninjazombie on
I’m sorry. What?!?
Dry or wet earwax?
Ear wax is ear wax.
EmilyCatNips on
what if i have both
Socket_forker on
Then there’s me. Wet earwax that doesn’t come out naturally, but instead builds up in my ears and then turns into chunks.
I need special ear cleaning every once in a while
Cat-Person on
I have one ear with wet earwax and the other has dry earwax. So I live both sides.
ResurrectedMortician on
FinnegansWakeWTF on
Comments I’ve overheard at doctor’s offices over the years:
“You’ve got earwax like a 70 year old man who has lived next to the beach his entire life” – clinic lady (I was 25)
“OH look weve got the mothership!” – Doctor who was using an earwax removal machine
“I’ve never seen someone with so much earwax” – dr to a nurse after they had looked in my ears
“You’ve got hallways in your ears, and capacity is almost full”
“How can you even hear?”
Nil_Lot on
How people who don’t compare earwax look at you
_danger_ on
I have wet and just use qtips every day to dry my ears, I’ve never had buildup or that nasty shit coming out of my ears like you filthy dry ear wax people.
Desperate-Plate66 on
I have gone my entire life without letting enough earwax build up to know what kind I have. I clean my ears every morning after my shower. And the Q tips come out clean every time
Are people just letting their ears fill with wax?
Tiny-Albatross518 on
His head should be tipped 5 degrees to the left because he just felt a chink roll out of the slot.
Expert_Dot1927 on
All I know is that mines tastes weird 🤔
Acrobatic-Fix-8600 on
So…which is which? Wtf? What is life? Do I have a wet ear wax or dry? How long has this been a thing?
ReinWasHere on
my right ear is wet and my left ear is dry, I’m the avatar
notshysana on
I have both. Wet on the inside and dry on the outside.
AdamAtomMadman on
Reading through all of this and the word ear is starting to look and sound weird.
Depressed-Dolphin69 on
People compare earwax? That’s wack.
Still_Pin9434 on
Dry earwaxer here, nothing to be jealous about. Nothing worse than when you’re visiting with someone and a couple yellow flakes fall out onto your shoulder or god forbid somewhere worse 💀
chasoid08 on
I didn’t even know I had dry earwax until my wife told me
Human_Nr19980203 on
Back when I worked as a baker I had to regularly clear my ears deeply. If no, 3-4 weeks and I was completely deaf because of build up flour mixed with wax.
MountainMagic6198 on
There’s genetic differences in how ear wax looks.
xyloplax on
After a shower, we are the same
Flyingcoyote on
Meanwhile my ears are perfectly clean yet my hearing is shit
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the drama of earwax preferences is way too real dry squad actin’ like they’re royalty while wet earwax folks are just vibin’.
Its all giggles and shits until you get an ear infection
Those who make hygiene a priority
Facts. It’s the same gene that prevents body odor smell, so we smell better too.
It’s when it breaches the earhole and creates a perimeter around it that I develop a problem – hose that thing down, man!
I’m sorry. What?!?
Dry or wet earwax?
Ear wax is ear wax.
what if i have both
Then there’s me. Wet earwax that doesn’t come out naturally, but instead builds up in my ears and then turns into chunks.
I need special ear cleaning every once in a while
I have one ear with wet earwax and the other has dry earwax. So I live both sides.
Comments I’ve overheard at doctor’s offices over the years:
“You’ve got earwax like a 70 year old man who has lived next to the beach his entire life” – clinic lady (I was 25)
“OH look weve got the mothership!” – Doctor who was using an earwax removal machine
“I’ve never seen someone with so much earwax” – dr to a nurse after they had looked in my ears
“You’ve got hallways in your ears, and capacity is almost full”
“How can you even hear?”
How people who don’t compare earwax look at you
I have wet and just use qtips every day to dry my ears, I’ve never had buildup or that nasty shit coming out of my ears like you filthy dry ear wax people.
I have gone my entire life without letting enough earwax build up to know what kind I have. I clean my ears every morning after my shower. And the Q tips come out clean every time
Are people just letting their ears fill with wax?
His head should be tipped 5 degrees to the left because he just felt a chink roll out of the slot.
All I know is that mines tastes weird 🤔
So…which is which? Wtf? What is life? Do I have a wet ear wax or dry? How long has this been a thing?
my right ear is wet and my left ear is dry, I’m the avatar
I have both. Wet on the inside and dry on the outside.
Reading through all of this and the word ear is starting to look and sound weird.
People compare earwax? That’s wack.
Dry earwaxer here, nothing to be jealous about. Nothing worse than when you’re visiting with someone and a couple yellow flakes fall out onto your shoulder or god forbid somewhere worse 💀
I didn’t even know I had dry earwax until my wife told me
Back when I worked as a baker I had to regularly clear my ears deeply. If no, 3-4 weeks and I was completely deaf because of build up flour mixed with wax.
There’s genetic differences in how ear wax looks.
After a shower, we are the same
Meanwhile my ears are perfectly clean yet my hearing is shit
